Name: i think we killed santa
Duration: P00H02M52S
Description: music and lyrics by Bob Hall, Thomas Edmonds, Trent Stokes, Craig Brown, and Robert Ledet

i think we killed santa

from strange xmas by Lucky Halfspeed

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music and lyrics by Bob Hall, Thomas Edmonds, Trent Stokes, Craig Brown, and Robert Ledet

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merry christmas ho ho ho. A cookie for me? Green cookies? You don’t see that everyday. *crash* *choking*

Brother heard some noise so we crept out
Thinking it was santa we had found
He needs to know that we believe to get our presents on christmas eve
A bite of cookie we set out
It's expired without a doubt
A creature stirred it made a sound
When santa’s body hit the ground

I think we killed santa
He's not dead he’s probably sick
I think we killed santa
Poked him with a peppermint stick
I think we killed santa
His eyes are closed and he smells like piss

I'll grab his arms, you grab his legs
We don’t succeed, christmas is dead
Threw dad’s shades on old nicks face
It’s his life we have to save
Drag him in to santa’s sleigh
Looks like we are on our way
Brother, can you drive?
He says "I don’t know"
We find a knob called cruise control

Chorus

*Whistle break*

He drives us straight to the north pole
Its really dark and its really cold
We look out front, front of the sleigh
Hundred elves with lights make the runway
Rudolf swerves hard to the side
Into the factory we collide
Look to the left the elves escape
Look to my right santas awake

We didn’t kill santa
He wasn’t dead it was just a trick
We didn’t kill santa
He stabbed us with a peppermint stick
We didn’t kill santa
Forever on the naughty list
We didn’t kill santa
His eyes are open and he’s really pissed

Santa: ho ho ho you boys have been extra naughty this year. An extra piece of coal for all of you.

and that's when we realized
the true meaning of christmas
was with us all along.
we should have killed santa
now we work for him

ho ho ho ho what are you little elves doing down here? Get back to work! Hoho My special elves...

credits

from strange xmas, released December 8, 2022
Bob Hall- Santa, vocals, guitars
Trent Stokes- vocals
Invisible Thomas - vocals
Eli Orenstein - bass
Robert Ledet - vocals, drums, wurlitzer, mellotron, bells, juno
michael reed - foley audio

produced by robert ledet
mixed and mastered by Michael Reed

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We're out here having a lot of fun. Comedy, music, and movies from a group of friends primarily in Nashville TN.

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